Martha was ugly like a shaven baboon,
so she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon.
And after a week, she finally emerged,
she smelled like wet garbage what a psycho.
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
My degree isn’t even on my wall.
It’s not even in the same state.